Recent conversation in our house:

Bug: "Mom, why am I the oldest?"
Mom: "Because you were born first."

(ten minutes later)

Bug: "Why was I born first?"
Mom: "Because God thought you make a really good big brother."
Bug: "Why?"
Mom: "ummmmmm, can you go get the dogs please?"


hehehe. I thought I had a slam dunk. Guess they always getcha somehow though.